Het twitteraccount van Satan werd gelanceerd als parodie op heel wat grote leiders die over een zo'n pagina beschikken. Op het account verschijnen regelmatig satirische quotes over actuele gebeurtenissen. Wij somden de grappigste op.
The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to heaven and a Highway to hell and I sure as hell ain't climbing no stairs
Satan (@s8n) April 3, 2017
If it's 1 or 1000 sins you're still getting sent to Hell. So why not go for 1,000,000 sins and come down here a legend
Satan (@s8n) October 22, 2015
The devil didn't make you do it, you're just an asshole
Satan (@s8n) November 17, 2017
If you ever feel alone, watch a horror movie late at night with the lights off. You won't feel so alone anymore.
Satan (@s8n) October 6, 2017
Don't be racist, hate everyone equally.
Satan (@s8n) September 10, 2017
I miss you son @realDonaldTrump
Satan (@s8n) August 18, 2015
Don't stress too much about life. You're not getting out of it alive anyway
Satan (@s8n) December 1, 2017
You gotta love Jesus.
He's born, you get presents. He dies, you get chocolate.
Satan (@s8n) December 16, 2017
Come to the Darkside. We have no electricity bills.
Satan (@s8n) February 28, 2017
Whoever said 'there's no rest for the wicked' was lying, we love sleep.
Satan (@s8n) September 23, 2017