Online nieuwssite The Huffington Post verzamelde voor ons de grappigste tweets van het kalenderjaar 2016. Een bloemlezing!
Een ode aan de twitterende vrouw.
Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realise everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow
— Ruqayyah (@onenawtigeh) January 11, 2016
— Aelin Grace (@ae_gshea) February 18, 2016
when ur saying goodbye to a tinder date who u have no intention of ever seeing again pic.twitter.com/2HagUZaT8L
— Sleighlor Trudon?? (@taylortrudon) July 21, 2016
Are we all ready to admit that “don’t tell ANYONE” means you can tell exactly one person
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) January 9, 2016
18 years later, which Sex and the City character are you? I am the myth that writing one weekly column can financially sustain you.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 9, 2016
*Showing me a picture of your baby*
Me: Is that a dog toy in the background? What kind of dog do you have? What’s your dog’s name?
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 30, 2016
Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
— Living Marble (@living_marble) April 14, 2016
As a transgender woman, I can empathize with online trolls because I, too, have an extremely tiny dick.
— Avery Edison (@aedison) July 20, 2016
ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN:
-Little Black Dress
-Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn.
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) May 4, 2016
After a stressful day of holiday shopping, I like to soak away my cares in a relaxing bath.
Mall Security: Ma’am, get out of the fountain.
— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) November 17, 2016